Lyrics: Wonderful Wino
Album: Zoot Allures
Artist: Frank Zappa
 

Terry bozzio (drums, background vocals)
Davey moire (vocals)
Andre lewis (organ, vocals)
Roy estrada (bass, vocals)
Dave parlato (bass)
Napoleon murphy brock (saxophone, vocals)
Ruth underwood (synthesizer, marimba)
Donnie vliet (harmonica)
Louanne neil (harp)
Ruben ladron de guevara (background vocals)
Sharkie barker (background vocals)

L.a. in the summer of ’69
I went downtown and bought me some wine
Oh, i drank it down under the table
I said: watch me now,
I’m gonna eat the label
Well i’m a wino man,
Don’t you know i am?

36 – 24, hips about 30
I seen a fine lady
And i started talkin’ dirty
Boy, she looked over at me
And she raised her thumb
She said: "jam down the road
You bum, bum, bum, bum"
I’m a wino man,
Don’t you know i am?

I went to the country,
And while i was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On the road ahead at the ladies front lawn
I’m so ashamed,
But i’m a wino man
I can’t help myself
I’ve been drinkin’ all night
Till my eyes got red
Stumbled on the gutter
And busted my head
Bugs in my zoot suit,
Been scratchin’ like a dog
I can’t stand no water,
And i stink like a hog
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill,
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a floor shine shoe